tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23582820971361658462024-02-19T18:45:18.763-08:00The Real Uncle DirtyA blog by comedian, writer and actor Uncle Dirty aka Bob Altman.The Real Uncle Dirtyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03395262804659912294noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2358282097136165846.post-81593515321591314072017-03-14T15:27:00.004-07:002017-03-14T15:35:24.102-07:00RIP Bob Altman (1931-2017)Hello. This is the ghost of Bob Altman aka Bob's living daughter Carlen writing in third person to let you know that Bob has passed away peacefully this past Friday March 10th, 2017 in his bed after a 9 month battle with Leukemia.<br />
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But wait, just wait - before you get upset (which is perfectly normal - let it out) just know that only a mere 2 weeks ago I (Bob and Carlen together) did a radio show for 3 hours discussing life, comedy career, and (Bob's) impending death. <span style="font-size: x-large;"> </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"> You can listen to it <a href="http://wbai.org/recentprogram.php?recentid=58">here</a>.</span><br />
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Or at this direct link here<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;">Thank you to Randy Credico, Jay Leno, Jeff Garlin, Zoe Friedman, Mike Ivy, Jonathan Katz, and everyone involved in making this happen.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;">PS By the way, Carlen and I have been making videos together for the last 9 months which will be compiled into a documentary coming TBD... </span> </span><br />
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PPS If for whatever reason this audio link does not work, email me at uncledir@gmail.com and I will read it from beyond the grave... <br />
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PPPS Thank you for being a friend or a fan. This is not the end of Bob Altman and you being here is keeping that true...<br />
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Stay tuned for more...?The Real Uncle Dirtyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03395262804659912294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2358282097136165846.post-75249233342060788842013-01-08T21:43:00.001-08:002013-01-08T21:43:07.169-08:00Anecdotes of Uncle Dirty - by Ritch Shydner<div>
AN ANECDOTE ABOUT UNCLE DIRTY by Comedian Ritch Shydner</div>
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<i>One night Uncle Dirty was hanging in the
crowded Improv bar when the bartender shouted, "Phone call for Robert
Altman. Phone call for Robert Altman." Dirty took the
call. When he returned to his place two pretty young women approached him.
"Are you really Robert Altman, the director?" Never one to miss an
opportunity Dirty showed them his driver's license. He then talked
the ladies into going outside to his car, probably under the guise of
smoking some pot. He explained why a famous director drove
a beat-up VW Beetle by saying when in New York he likes to
keep a low profile. One thing lead to the obvious thing and soon
Dirty was getting dirty with one of the young women in the back seat. The
other gal sat in the front set staring out the windshield. When it was
over Uncle Dirty, sensing an opportunity for a double header, tapped the
shoulder of the young lady in the front seat and asked if she wanted to exchange
places with her friend. The young girl said, "No, thanks. I'm not
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Thanks Ritch!</div>
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More coming soon, in the Uncle Dirty Documentary....<br />
uncledir@gmail.com if you want to be involved... The Real Uncle Dirtyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03395262804659912294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2358282097136165846.post-42837310759162710492012-11-21T10:05:00.004-08:002012-11-21T10:05:58.113-08:00Want to be in A Documentary About Me?<span style="font-size: large;">My daughter Carlen is making a documentary about me. </span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Do you have any memories of me? (Not you, Mr. Al Zheimer...) </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">If you want to be involved in this documentary in any way, email me at UncleDir@gmail.com</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">We need all the help we can get.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Love,</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">Uncle Dirty + Carlen</span>The Real Uncle Dirtyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03395262804659912294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2358282097136165846.post-16893658132796180652012-11-05T11:16:00.001-08:002012-11-05T11:18:53.318-08:0010.24.12: Uncle Dirty Performs with Dan Colen/David Blaine10/26/12: I, Uncle Dirty have come out of hiding for one night, to perform a 5 minute set on religion at artist Dan Colen's book launch, along with magician David Blaine and supermodel Stephanie Seymour. OOH LALA?<br />
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More info on Dan Colen's book launch here via <a href="http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/10/24/hot-air-dan-colens-a-real-bronx-cheer/">NY Times</a> and <a href="http://www.wmagazine.com/w/blogs/thedailyw/2012/10/25/dan-colen-matt-kenny-ron-delsener-a-real-bronx-cheer-book.htm">W Magazine</a>. </div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">I miss you George <span style="font-size: large;">so very much</span><i><span style="font-size: large;"></span><br /></i></span></div>
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The Real Uncle Dirtyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03395262804659912294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2358282097136165846.post-47147468041561140442010-03-15T21:38:00.000-07:002010-03-15T21:38:31.275-07:00Some of my Writing<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisN6GvOViPxIKIHhzM1PU7BE_6BwKMBCI3rjEUa2XRc5_4fIu8Nu6jmfZY1-4l7a3OzabIbZyFAij5ABv3IkfoFnl98n-LOuqvX9NnuP5kM9CXNoex_u4ioVlHPSpUVHgQWs31EmIZOjI/s1600-h/WRITING+5+BEST.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisN6GvOViPxIKIHhzM1PU7BE_6BwKMBCI3rjEUa2XRc5_4fIu8Nu6jmfZY1-4l7a3OzabIbZyFAij5ABv3IkfoFnl98n-LOuqvX9NnuP5kM9CXNoex_u4ioVlHPSpUVHgQWs31EmIZOjI/s640/WRITING+5+BEST.jpg" width="502" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">To see more, click on <a href="http://uncledir.blogspot.com/p/albumsrecordings.html">WRITING</a> at the top of the page (<a href="http://uncledir.blogspot.com/p/albumsrecordings.html">or here</a>)</div>The Real Uncle Dirtyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03395262804659912294noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2358282097136165846.post-37423914237219857082010-03-06T12:09:00.000-08:002010-03-06T12:11:05.411-08:00The AnswerSince your real parents are Father Time and Mother Nature, all we have to do is first make friends, then clean up our Planet, then explore the Stars together.<br /><br />Because, not to be loved is miserable but not to love is a catastrophy.The Real Uncle Dirtyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03395262804659912294noreply@blogger.com0