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Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Anecdotes of Uncle Dirty - by Ritch Shydner

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AN ANECDOTE ABOUT UNCLE DIRTY by Comedian Ritch Shydner
 
One night Uncle Dirty was hanging in the crowded Improv bar when the bartender shouted, "Phone call for Robert Altman.  Phone call for Robert Altman."  Dirty took the call.  When he returned to his place two pretty young women approached him. "Are you really Robert Altman, the director?"  Never one to miss an opportunity Dirty showed them his driver's license.  He then talked the ladies into going outside to his car, probably under the guise of smoking some pot.  He explained why a famous director drove a beat-up VW Beetle by saying when in New York he likes to keep a low profile.  One thing lead to the obvious thing and soon Dirty was getting dirty with one of the young women in the back seat.  The other gal sat in the front set staring out the windshield.  When it was over Uncle Dirty, sensing an opportunity for a double header, tapped the shoulder of the young lady in the front seat and asked if she wanted to exchange places with her friend.  The young girl said, "No, thanks.  I'm not interested in being in show business."
 
Thanks Ritch!
 
More coming soon, in the Uncle Dirty Documentary....
uncledir@gmail.com if you want to be involved...

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Want to be in A Documentary About Me?

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My daughter Carlen is making a documentary about me. 
Do you have any memories of me? (Not you, Mr. Al Zheimer...) 

If you want to be involved in this documentary in any way, email me at UncleDir@gmail.com
We need all the help we can get.

Love,
Uncle Dirty + Carlen

Monday, November 5, 2012

10.24.12: Uncle Dirty Performs with Dan Colen/David Blaine

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10/26/12: I, Uncle Dirty have come out of hiding for one night, to perform a 5 minute set on religion at artist Dan Colen's book launch, along with magician David Blaine and supermodel Stephanie Seymour. OOH LALA?
Here I am talking with my daughter Carlen at the event. HOW TOUCHING?
More info on Dan Colen's book launch here via NY Times and W Magazine.

George Carlin Presents: What Am I Doing in NJ

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Look who's driving!

Monday, March 15, 2010

A letter i received from George Carlin

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I miss you George so very much


When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddhist Proverb


Some of my Writing

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To see more, click on WRITING at the top of the page (or here)

Saturday, March 6, 2010

The Answer

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Since your real parents are Father Time and Mother Nature, all we have to do is first make friends, then clean up our Planet, then explore the Stars together.

Because, not to be loved is miserable but not to love is a catastrophy.
 

The Real Uncle Dirty © 2010

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